The next day the old man goes back to the doctors and gives him the jar , which is as clean and empty as when the doctor gave it to him . So the doctor asks what happened and why there is no sperm sample in the jar . The old man says , " Well , doc, it ' s like this . . . first I tried with my right hand , but nothing . Then I tried with my left hand , but still nothing . Then I asked my wife for help. She tried with her right hand - nothing ; then with her left, still nothing . She tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in , then with her teeth out , still nothing . We even called up Maisie, the lady next door and she tried too , first with both hands , then an armpit , and she even tried squeezing it between her knees , but still nothing . "
The doctor is really shocked by all this and asks incredulously, " You asked your neighbor ???"
The old man replies , " Yep , not one of us could get the jar open . "
