You meet a new girl on Facebook and she goes on and on about your posts... how she loves reading anything you write. You guys get close and she promised to see you whenever she's in town. She came home to prepare for Law School and apparently told every member of her family about you. Then she fixed a date.
On that day, you stopped an Okada man at God Of Elijah street, Jikwoyi Phase One, to take you to Nyanya under bridge. Okada man kuku stop you for ontop bridge, say e no go go under. Unto say you no wan carry vex spoil that day, you kukuma trek go under bridge. As you reach under bridge, you begin shout 'A.Y.A' like mad man. You enter motor stop for A.Y.A, come enter motor wey dey go Kubwa.
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At Gwarinpa, you stopped under the pedestrian bridge, climbed the high standing Abuja pedestrian bridge and came down at the other end. The lady has told you already that Charlie Boy is her neighbour. Unto say you know where Charlie Boy dey stay wella, you don get idea how them house go look like.
You enter Keke NAPEP dey smile dey go her kaban.
You con recognise her family house base on how she take describe am. You walked slowly to the door, gave it a slight knock and waited for a response. Unto say she don dey expect you tey tey, her mind tell am say na you go dey door.
She con open door, give you Christian hug as per say her parents dey sitting room.
Then she peeped through your shoulder, and asks, "Where did you park?"
Me:....................
On that day, you stopped an Okada man at God Of Elijah street, Jikwoyi Phase One, to take you to Nyanya under bridge. Okada man kuku stop you for ontop bridge, say e no go go under. Unto say you no wan carry vex spoil that day, you kukuma trek go under bridge. As you reach under bridge, you begin shout 'A.Y.A' like mad man. You enter motor stop for A.Y.A, come enter motor wey dey go Kubwa.
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At Gwarinpa, you stopped under the pedestrian bridge, climbed the high standing Abuja pedestrian bridge and came down at the other end. The lady has told you already that Charlie Boy is her neighbour. Unto say you know where Charlie Boy dey stay wella, you don get idea how them house go look like.
You enter Keke NAPEP dey smile dey go her kaban.
You con recognise her family house base on how she take describe am. You walked slowly to the door, gave it a slight knock and waited for a response. Unto say she don dey expect you tey tey, her mind tell am say na you go dey door.
She con open door, give you Christian hug as per say her parents dey sitting room.
Then she peeped through your shoulder, and asks, "Where did you park?"
Me:....................
