The man replies , " Yes I am . I ' m trying to escape a robbery I got involved in . "
The cop looks at him disbelievingly and asks him, " Were you the one being robbed, sir?"
The man casually replies , " Oh no, I was the one who committed the robbery. I was escaping . "
The cop is shocked and surprised that the man has admitted this so freely . He says , " So you' re telling me you were speeding . . . AND committed a robbery?"
" Oh yes , " replies the man calmly . " I have all the loot in the back . "
The cop is now starting to get angry and says , " Sir , I ' m afraid you have to come with me " as he reaches into the window to take the car keys out of the ignition .
The man shouts , " Don ' t do that ! I ' m afraid that you' ll find the gun in my glove compartment!" At this the cop pulls his hand out of the window and says , " Wait here" as he returns to his car and calls for backup .
Soon there are cars , cops and helicopters all over , everywhere you look . The man is quickly dragged out of his car , handcuffed and taken towards a cop car . However , just before he is put in the car and taken away a cop walks up to him and says , while pointing at the cop that pulled him over , " Sir , this officer tells us that you had committed a robbery, had stolen loot in the trunk of your car , and had a loaded gun in your glove compartment . However , we didn ' t find any of these things in your car . "
The man replies , " Yeah , and I bet that liar said I was speeding too !"
