Monday, June 26, 2017

Joke: The man and the Gorrila

By Stainless June 26, 2017

A man who was out of job, walked down to a zoo to seek for a job, he discovered that the zoo had an unusual position that they wanted to fill, one of their Gorillas had died, and until they could get a new one, they needed some to dress up in a gorilla suit and act like a gorilla for few days.

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His job was just to sit, eat and sleep, they got him a gorilla suit; he wore it and was led into the cage and his work started. He took a position and later got tired, walked up and down and tried few gorilla noises. As he did this, people threw peanuts at him, being that he loves peanut, he did more fascinating things...crowd grew and more peanuts were thrown at him...he was carried away as he jumped from a tree branch in the cage to another.

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Suddenly, the branch broke and he landed on d lion's then; he saw an angry looking lion about 20 feet away from him, he was really terrified, he shouted "Help! Help!! Help!!! Get me out of here I'm not really a gorilla, I'm a man in gorilla suit...heeelp!"
The lion quickly pounced on him, held him down and said ''Will you shut up! you are going to get the both of us fired!"